If I had time I would invent.....

a noodle (macaroni, spaghetti, pasta roni, etc.) that would immediately dry out upon contact with clothing or skin; therefore, preventing me from trying to wash wet noodles from Brielle's hair, neck, toes, fingers, and diaper area.

(Thanks to Susan Fitch who has a recurring "You might be a mother if...." section that is so true and hilarious that it got my mind churning toward other "thoughts" mothers might have).